Blasted Fowl

I swear, I couldn't make this up. This morning I was driving with Caeden and Avery on Main Street. I was waiting for a stoplight and there, sidled up next to me in the turn lane, were four turkeys. I looked over and again, one of them turned toward my car and looked like he was going to peck me. These things are big enough to stare right into the window. Which they did. Caeden, being at direct eye-level with them, said, "Hug?"